Saturday, May 23, 2009

Computers - The flipside

"Come on Anoop stop it , u write all kinds of crap in the blog..n u r nt writin anythin abt me"..These r nt my words, i feel my laptop is sayin these to me . So here u go ..i shd atleast do this 2 da so called computer,with whom i spend around 12 hrs a day ... N 4 all those people outhere , i have a very popular nick name that even my very close friends doesn kno my real one. yeaa, my name is Anoop Chandra..

"Ooo jaggu, u r crossin d limits!! u jus nw told that u r gonna write abt me..n nw u r tellin abt ur name n contact details out here" that was my comp.. I am a typical software engineer who nwadays type much more than what i speak daily...But unlike all others,who r fed up of this IT life n d life with computers.. I love my computer .. I am so fascinated with my work so much so that i can keep lookin at it for hours in office. Only wen my boss come over to ma place n ask me if i am dreamin, i stop starin at my comp n do some work.. lol

I don even like to shut down my pc wen i leave 4 d weekend.. I don want my dear comp to close her eyes so fast.. Due to which i end up payin a fine of Rs.100 every monday .. Yeaa,these r recession days dahlings..even if u r workin for the TATAs( like me) they wont spare u .. Cuttin down electricity bills, u c.. Nwadays they hav found a lotta ways to put a hole into our pockets..N i seriously feel that,computers r also like us.. So afta doin some hectic crap work in my comp, i watch some movies or play games in it.. Its not 4 me.. Its 4 my dear computer.. U c, i am nt a selfish person at all(atleast believe nw ,guys).. I keep aside all my imp wrk,jus to give some time 4 my pc to relax.. As u kno, all work n no play make miss laptop a dull gal..

I read somewhere, some kindaa stupid survey.. Around 72% of software professional,dont have time to spend time wit their families/friends.. I am sure that this survey is also like those stupid facebook quizes (Amith always end up a SRK or a hunk with n number crushes etc in those)..Nw u kno wat i mean, even if u don kno him.. I have lotta time to be in touch with my friends..Infact i talk wit mor no o ma friends thru ma comp daily..

" Hey enuf enuf!! u r startin to say non sense as usual,bt this time about me"..My comp is gettin angry, i think i shud stop nw bcos even tomo i need to move ma fingers on her...









25 comments:

Aw.S.M said...

Facebook quizzes rock!! And so does Amith.!!hmmpphhh.

Inspite of the jibe, i liked ur post..was a real fun read. How considerate u r my friend. Helping out ur computer with the movies and the games...very noble of u. Every computer should have an owner like u who would treat it like a princess. Am i going overboard with the sarcasm here? ;-)

But as always u make me smile jaggu..thats the best thing about visiting ur blog.

cheers
amith

jaggu said...

@ Aw.S.M

Hey come on wat jibe.. i was jus tryin to be sarcastic.. u kno " jus tryin".. lol

i find it always fascinatin to make someone smile or laugh..That puts a smile on ma face/.. n mind u, giv d sam treatmen to ur system.. or else u will end up in trouble..wat if ur comp , jus make some horrible sounds n crash when ur fingers r on her keys... do u want that to happen..

So giv it some time 2 relax.. Take my advice, i don need them..lol

Kaushik said...

I just happened to browse orkut 2day.. and came across ur blog! Nice going Annnnooop!! Didn't know that u had such diverse talent.
Specially like the part 'Only wen my boss come over to ma place n ask me if i am dreamin, i stop starin at my comp n do some work.'

Pranay said...

hehe... nice write up.. actually nice to hear that sum1 else also cares abt his PC like i do!!! :p check it out at..
http://thinktrash.blogspot.com/
(A plea for help)

jaggu said...

@ kaushik,hey thats qte surprisin.. n u call that a real compliment... thanks..

n nw i have the expert comment also, my boss commentin .. wat shd i say, keep visitin kaushik..

u might find a surprise 4 u here, pretty soon...

angel from heaven said...

I liked your daily ramblings, only critisism and pls take it positively is that if you used proper words instead of SMS lingo the post would read better.

angel from heaven said...

ps Thanks for dropping by my blog and leaving such lovely comments.

http://cutestangel.wordpress.com/

Mon Espace said...

hehe...crazy alright :)

nice last line tho.. :P

N yeah i know who u are!! n thanks fr dropping by! :)

jaggu said...

@ Pranay, Thanks dude..

its gr8 2 kno that u take care of ur comp well...

@ angel from heaven, hey thanks 4 dropping by..

i will take care of that..actually i didn want d post to look very serious..so opted for such lingo..

jaggu said...

@ veda, hey come on.. i am nt crazyyyy!! he he

Its jus that my pc so
crazyy..what can i do..

Hafsah said...

Hy..i was just, hanging around =P lol..cute post :D! .. made me sentimental about my lappy as well..lol, actually i hd to comment due to dat post a comment orkut thingy, but dis really was interestin'! although my lappy hasn't really started talkin to me yet :( uh well, maybe a lil more affection wud do.. here, lappy lappy!

Tia said...

fun read..

nice cartoons!

jaggu said...

@ Hafsah .. hey thanks... its gr8 2 kno that u r also carin 4 ur lappy.. i hope by nw,ur lappy mite have strted to converse with u...:) try givin a hug o kiss to ur lappy at times to show d love..

keep visitin...

Kenneth said...

No wonder Ramadorai's doin well with all the cost cutting

jaggu said...

@Tia, thanks buddy...


@Kenneth, very well said n very true..lol

Dan* said...

Around 72% of software professional,dont have time to spend time wit their families/friends.. I am sure that this survey is also like those stupid facebook quizes

:D

very nice....

jaggu said...

@Dan*,hey thanx mate..

Bt u shd admit, facebook quizes rock at times.. u know wt, i was declared a super hero jus 10 min befor.. :)

J said...

Nice... !!

I especially like the way you've set up your blog page to leave a teasing line and asking readers if they wanna read more... I read all the 'previews' and couldn't decide what I wanted to read first =P

And you did it to your profile too...

>.> Too many tabs in my brower was an obvious result... sigh... I'm too indecisioned...

Anyway, nice Blog !! I'll be checking in more often from now on =)

Dr. Internet said...

OMG. 12hrs a day! I only can sleep that long. lol.

jaggu said...

@J, hey that was really nice one.. i am glad that i cud confuse u with the whole layout n previews.. n i am even more sure that u were qt confused wit the contents..lol..

thanks 4 droppin by n i will make sure dat i make u evn more confused nxt time around.. :)

jaggu said...

@Dr.Internet, i sleep for 14 hrs.. but on saturdays.

n i don mind spendin more time wit my lappy.. may be 13 hrs..wat do ya say.. :)

Priyanka Agrawalla said...

nicely written :) liked ur post.

nivi said...

Off topic , but one suggestion.
An overdose of '...' in your posts.

Padmanabhan said...

good going with that one....

Mon Espace said...

haha...!! Only 75 % ?? :P

and plus i like the fb lameass quizzes!!!

 

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