Saturday, November 15, 2008

L 4 Loser..

Guess what i have sprained my leg today.. it seriously hurts.. Bt hw does that matter.So i am nw here in the middle of the nite,hardly able to walk.. hardly able to sleep.. Someone
within me is telling .
.'U screwed up..Loser!!!'
Such things always happen to me.. But whats d big deal. .U complain that u have bad shoes until u c a man with no legs .. But still i can hear the "Loser" from within me..
N btw hw will i kick my friend's ass nw for 2-3 days ? Hw wil i run n jump into the plying bus? Hw will i run to see the cute neighbour nw ? It hurts .. it hurts .. Wtf ...when i look at the sky, i can see the moon shining in the dark night .. hey is he laughing at my plight or smiling, as Indian tricolour is on his body nw.. Hey u guys,lets be proud of this gr8 achievement by India..


All those apart,the biggest irony is that i am wearing a t-shirt that says 'Saturday night Full tight',doin nothin on a saturday night in mumbai..Loser!! Loser!! sleep is slowly piercing into my thots..I think i shd sleep..I think i shd pray b4 i sleep..


As it goes 'When the goin gets tough,the tough believes in God'...
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Thursday, October 30, 2008

Boredom..

Last 2 weeks were absolute monotonous...Same old good things happening n same old craps hittin my head back... I am not frustrated...i am not irritated..but surely i am bored..
The thots of 'hw can i kill boredom', made me even more bored..

Why are things still the same.. y isnt the world around me changing..Y does the neighbour's dog still bark at me, y does the pretty gal next door still gives me the 'who r u' look... Its all the same..its all boring.
To beat boredom,i thot of watchin cartoon,but tom was chasin jerry even now n jerry made tom a fool again.Still the same old thing,y don they give tom a chance..Then i switched to cricket,it was all the same,fours sixes and out.I donno kno,y dont they change the rules for a change..then i looked at the sky,it was still blue( it wasnt about to rain,lol)..
i thot of checkin the mail,the first mail i saw was a forward(which infact was sent by me around a month back)..Hey you.. I am nt crazy ..i am jus bored...

Perhaps the world's second crime is boredom.The first is being a bore.. So i think i have become a criminal nw ....
Then i thot of writin the blog..Hey, guess what i am not bored nw ..But i have made u guys bored..So thats a change ...

So now on, if u wanna kill boredom,make ur friends bored...Try it..it works... i have jus tried it with this blog ..lol
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Sunday, October 12, 2008

Its my Life...



Yeaa friends.. i know. . its been around 2 months..i am a lot busy these dayss,which kept me away from the blog...


Office is kindaa too hectic these days,but those weekly parties,fun
...keeps me gng...Hey nt to forget the dandiya night we had yday..it was awsome nt jus bcos there were a lottaa beutiful gals there,bt the whole event was rockin..the dance,food n allll the masti u know... prejoy n me were on full swing yday ,shakin the legs.. makin others to move it n all those..Bt i really felt that prejoy was really concentratin on the stick(hey u ... no bad thots nw)..It was dandiya..so obviously the sticks...Bt Nithin kd again proved that he is d perfect family man...His eyes were glued on to jus one ... The same old monotonous lover boyy..he he...

Last two mnths we saw lottaa things happenin around here,in my mumbai.. 'Jai Maharashtra' is the most comm
on word in everyones mouth nwadays..Thanks to the force,the pressure..Whatevaa.. We had to celebrate onam here..I guess i was in office on onam..Nw u kno wat i mean..bt there are more horrible people.Anuraj goes to office say on friday mornin n come back on sunday night..ooooh.. there is some magnetisin force that keeps him attracted to office,i guess..May be there is a pretty lady somewhere(ooh shit!!! did i say this).....N btw our real appu is in chennai nw..Yes,hw cn these people select only such kindaa people for deputation(Very hard workin n dedicated..hey this is serous..no sarcasm..lol)..A month back Muthu went 2 Hyderabad,n nw Appu..Very strange..
N btw its gonna be a year,i am in mumbai..From nayanakutty's cochin to SRK's mumbai..A long way..bt really wndrful..Hav i changed,i guess..bt afterall 'who cares man'.....Its gonna be a whole season of marriages comin up..Startin with vini,then remya,koya,rajive..Hey when am i gonna get married..amma,dad are u listenin ...he he....

Hey n in these 2 mnths,we saw a gr8 developmen Balu writin blog..yeaa ...hey come on..He is the motivator..Nw,he has found anther way to motivate the people around..Congrats Balu..all d very best..Keep goin dude.. did i motivate u..???
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Thursday, July 24, 2008

To Be Or Not To Be(an idiot)...


Nwadays one of my friends has started callin me an 'idiot' evry now n then..This has made me think, am i an 'idiot' or is she tryin to convey anythin else... Whateva.. during my ilp days i watched a movie named idiocracy,it was abt our world,but with full of idiots.. wat an imagination rt.. Hav u guys ever imagined this,the world with full of idiots n stupidity as a major subject in schools..Then in dat world, i am sure Appu wud def be the star-king of idiots(Even nw ,he is.. lol)....

Is this what u call life ... guys come on i am nt gonna write somethin very philosphical abt life .. i am nt dat kindaa person who says lots of philosphy abt life n just do d opp when d time comes... Recently i read a blog, which happens to b written by one of my friends.There was philosophy in each line or was it the same idiocracy with lotaaa idiocies....Nw , all of u tell me, wats d relation bw philosophers n idiots.. All philosophers r nt idiots, bt all idiots r philosophers..
Come on jaggu, u r speakin philosophy nw.. lol

There are actually 2 laws of philosophy...
The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.
The Second Law of Philosophy:They're both wrong.
Have u guys noticed something, these so called philosophers hav somethin in common.They always relate life to somethin or d other.Why the f do they want to relate life to a river or an egg.. So one day i researched,y do these people bcom philosophers.The only ans i gt was that they are jobless( come on u, stop lookin n smiling at me.. i hav a job.. i am software engineer..he he)

Nwadays SRK,Aamir khan,Amithan Bachan are all writin blogs.. R they writin philosophies or idiocies.. Either case they r makin me feel insecure..
So after readin this , u guys must be havin that 'u r an idiot' expression in ur faces.Keep it cool, its jus tht most of us r idiotic philosophers....
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Push the panic button...


What t f.. Vote for note... that was my first reaction when i saw all the happenings in our parliament today .. I feel like sayin this, so here we go ..I think today is a black day on the history of parliament,independant india(if i say more, may be highly dramatic massacre of indian democracy)

R u confident?? yup,said our prime minister n he proved it ..whateva, bt wat bothers me is that same old nagging question. Wont india be a curruption free nation??India- Looking forward to the future , to attain n spread all the glory.But still this kindaa things happen which infact is the biggest barrier for our nations growth..

A big F for all guys outthere who try 2 pull eachothers legs in our law makin house...
Anyways it was all fun 2 watch n the media people made it a big galla event.. Nw u guys got somethin 2 discuss 4 d next 2 mnths..I hav always wndered y these news channels r repeatin d samethin again n again(bt thinkin frm there side,watelse can they do, they don hav good 'news' to telecast).So for a variety,they cook up nice stories with all there imagination n try 2 give it a movie feel...After all, its about infotainment nw...

i was qt impressed with the way Rahul Gandhi spoke today.I think he has a vision,he is more an Indian than a politician. He said " instead of waitin for the world to impact us,y cant we impact the world".....
Doesnt that require a thunderous applaud, here we go Rahul..
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Sunday, July 20, 2008

College .. tht says it all

College...........







I don kno y i took this much time 2 write abt the most memorable or say happening days of my life..This is dedicated to all my classmates of EA07,MACE...

Oxford defines college as 'an educational establishment providin highr education or specialized prof training'.After readin this, like me all u guys will agree somethin ,those people who wrote this didn study in EA07 or atleast they didn get a chance to c the life we had in our college.. For us it was a place for fun,sorrow,small n some big fights-It was a lifestyle actually..

But gone r those days.. Gone r those days,when we all cud sit after the class hrs, chat n do all kinds of sense n nonsense things...Gone r those days,when we cud celebrate vishu,onam,deepavali,xmas,keraleeyam n what nt in our own typical style...Gone r those days,when we cud sit in frnt of the lab n see off all the gals to LH...Gone r those days ,when we cud sit in the canteen n demand sundarettan for more sipups n tea.. Gone r those days, when we cud sent more than a 30 sms in a minute(do u guys rem my famous manichitrathaz sms tone).. Gone r those days ,when we cud all shout at HOD 4 gettin tour sanctioned.....Gone r those days,wen we cud make the whole of kothamangalam dark by jus crossin 2 wires in our lab.....Oooh, nw i do get the real meaning of nostalgia..


Those days were soo amazing..I still rem the last day of college,wen all of us were cryin as if we all cud predict the future that, we all r neva eva gonna meet again..I was too optimistic then..Then wat happened to our 1st reunion,even i cudn make it there.. Take a few sec to think my dear frns, havn we lost ourselves,hweva we all can escape sayin onethin- 'very busy da..,thats y..'.Its true that we all hav moved into a new phase of life .Thanks to God for those gr8 memories,wen we rem those days in a rainy day like this we r all able to relive those days ...

It was in those days that i saw max no. of movies...Mammooka n lalettan fans fight after each release is still strikin my heart,if nt my ears....Somedays people like me noble,aliyan,koya .. had gone 4 the mornin show n came back after watchin all the 3 shows ..... N our tours & minitours,those were awsome ..Enthusiasm that we all had gettin ready 4 a tour n the whole exhausted comeback .....It was durin this period that i realised n cherished the real value of friendship.I am sure each one of u will be feelin the same ..Every new day was a celebration, while aju was busy plannin next days' pgm,aliyan was busy doin wat he loves,doin nothin...The Mbaaaae ,pimpoooji,palam sounds in the canteen.The laddu distribution we had fo absolute no reasons .N all of us tappin our feet for anuraj's music.. Speakin abt anuraj's music, it has undergone a drastic change... N i am happy that this transition happned in front of ma eyes..Those days he used to sing kozhinju , but nw he sings tere bin tere bin ...What might b the reason?? may b hindi gals don understnd malayalam or may b malayalam is nt his kindaa music... But one thing is the same now & then,after he sings all of us stand n applaud....


Its gettin late n the rain has stopped . I am gonna sleep,but deep within i hav this feeling' If those days r back again,nt 4 anythin else, jus to laugh,cry n LIVE'..........
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Saturday, July 19, 2008

Faggers Stop..

Faggers Stop..

So its high time that i write something abt cigarrettes ,,.,. Muthu was irritatin me a lot 2 do this.... even i thot cigarrette needs to get some space,after all its the closest thing to our lips,rt...

i don kno what attracted me towards smoking..may be the style, may be the feel or may be i jus wanted 2 try.
2 weeks back ,we celebrated 'anti smoking' day in our office & there were lots of competitions on dat day like posters ,slogans etc.....Guess who gt the 1st prize for it..yeeeaaa Me.. I wanted a zippo lighter as the gift,bt i gt something else.. Anyways that was fun... Everyone who knew i smoke was laughing there heart out when i collected the prize..

Somedays back one of my friends asked me'' jaggu y do u smoke'', i said' I read somewhere that passive smoking is more injurious to health, so i started active smoking'..I have always wondered, what made me n muthu this close- may be its d fag we hold...So its highly imp 2 write somethin abt my friend muthu,when i write abt cigrette.. To start with, he likes smoking,durin our ilp days i rem we sittin in the corridor of Exec hostel with cig in one hand & eyes on something else...I was curious 2 kno y he smoked,he replied..'' whenever i feel like paying tax to the govt, i smoke"... Unbelievable ans ,isnt it...

But whatever may be the reasons,all smokers will agree to one pt..When we think of the poor families of all the people working in cigarette factories,hw can we quit smoking.They all will become jobless which may result in lottaa bad things, u c...So isnt smoking a kind of charity,yes it is..


So all of u out there,be part of a gr8 charity initiative, start lighting up ur fags..Its nw or never..he he..lol..




"If Prometheus had stolen fire from heaven in order to light his cigarette, they would have let him do it." -
Ned Rival
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MUMBAI meri jaan....

Seems like a movie name rt ..'Mumbai meri jaan'...Nw no prizes for guessing what i am gonna write this time around..Yes u r all rt ,its about Mumbai . I don kno hw this happened, bt in the last 5 mnths there has been some kindaa affinity developin between me n Mumbai ,,,,,
wait a sec, i am nt gonna write a borin travelogue, relax guys...


'What d heck!!!!' I am sure this is the feelin some of u will b havin nw .' Hw can someone change his opinion like this'..Very true.. Bt infact, i don really kno why i hated mumbai in the first 2 mnths of mumbai life ...May be bcos the anger or dismay (of nt gettin a transfer to chennai was eatin ma head, n this inturn caused me feel that way.. Nw that attempt 4 transfer is all done n i am qte happy with my life.....I started lookin at Mumbai, may be into mumbai .... N i cud find that i am gettin d same rare feeling ,while walkin thru d streets of mumbai, which i had after havin 5 - 6 shots of vodka. If u kno what i mean.. if nt .. its Extreme happiness
+ smethin else ,which i don know hw 2 describe....

Oh shit!! let me come 2 d topic... I don kno hw many people amng us r lucky enough to get Balu's weekly newsletter nwadays .I am fortunate enuf to get it anyway( come on guys ,,, i mean it ..lol ... i reaaaallly mean it .. he he). In that , balu had written abt many things... one of them was abt makin decisions .. Nw whats wrong with this guy,jaggu he is linkin 2 very different thingss....yeaa thts rt ,,,, I said this bcos, i made a very big decision .. nw whats dat decision , u will come 2 kno abt it ...

Mumbai, i prefer 2 call it as city of dreams or may be city of love or city of vision.. Bt these all are js nt the rt oneliner 4 Mumbai..Mumbai is the city of babes .. Yes i mean it ,,mumbai gals r awsome .. their attitude rocks ..reallyyy is it,if u ask me ... i don kno .. bt they r a treat to watch .. n nw Nithin kd wont deny this fact as he is a guy with lots of sneha-m nwadays......Everyothr day Prejoy used to go for joggin(nithin n me wanted to go ..bt after a single day of joggin ,i found out somethin, u cant do 2 things at d sametime-sleeping n running... so i chose to sleep..)N y was prejoy goin 4 joggin everyday at 6..simple 2 check the gals who came for joggin in d mornin ...N just nt becos he is as 'health concient' as Appu.. Nw this is an unknown fact -- like some people have fascination for cars,others bikes ,some others babes, for me babes n food, appu has this strange fascination for medicines.. Every mornin wen all of us check out the ads in the newspaper to find outt the so 'upto 50% off' in all clothes , appu quickly grabs d paper n check for such offers 4 antibiotics n starts complainin sayin 'dose people doesnt market antibiotics properly' etc etc... lol ,..... Its heard that appu is gonna write his autobiography soon with the title 'My experiments with antibiotics'.... What crap ..is it....

Till d day i landed in mumbai i never knew radio was this much popular ..Bt nw i kno d imp of radio , if nt atleast in mumbai.....The headset has becom an inevitable part for an avg mumbaikar...N those RJs keep on sayin some 'big piece of shit' . R they radio jockeys or radio jockers.. Actually i shldnt generalise, there r good RJs n stations as well.... Wen i put d headset in my ears nw, i can hear' Jab jeeturaj bolte hai, aapka mumbai suntae hai' ... what is thaaaaattt nw .. whatever ,wat d f , who cares maaan...
N there r lots of wonderful historical monuments also in Mumbai like Gateway of India,elephanta caves,bandra fort,Jasjeet... he he ..I don kno hw many of u kno jasjeet, he is an unbelievable character ,believe me ,lots offf funnnnn...N didn i tell u abt ma office ,,itss sssoo coool,i am surely gonna post smethin abt office soon...
N if u ask me one thin i hate abt Mumbai..Yes its the traffic...its so irritatin n time consumin..

Lottsss more 2 write abt Mumbai ,may b in d future . Bt before i conclude , i wud like 2 relate Mumbai with a young lady..

'She is half
discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful'.....
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008




Oooo shit.. .dat was d frst feeling in my mind wen i gt mumbai as my branch... oh god ;;; nt again ... all my friends r in chennai n elsewhere n wat am i gonna do in mumbai ,,,,.... Then i heard a sound frm d backgrnd ,a very rough voice in typical tamil accent or 'accceon' as divya puts it ... "WHO CARES MAN".. yes u r rt, dat was Muthu.. i rem a 1000 time in tvm ilp wen i had heard this line frm him n nwadays even i am using it frequently..


we moved on to our spot near 2 d stairs where v used 2 do 'RDBMS'.. That was one of d most imp n funniest part of my training in tvm ( i deliberately 4get d nites wen we saw 'films' till nite 3 am in jins' room).Den d small bt big fight with
divya over d chennai swap ..i had become too small atleast 4 sometime then ,bt i recovered soon.Muthu was tellin me n jins " i hav a gr8 feelin dat u guys will b with me in chennai" .. Nw lookin back jins is back in chennai frm d city of trams or may b even jadavpur univrsty-- kolkata,bt i am still in mumbai ...n still he asks me "wat happpenned da ,any chance".. n 4 those of u who dont kno wat is RDBMS: v were maintainain a big table which had all d details of girls in executive n was updated every nw n then...

So in this post i am nt mentionin much abt real appu.,as he requires an individual post 4 all dose appu things he had done n those he is doin nw..
He was really famous during ilp(even nw).Nt to forget d famous saying " DON BE AN APPU"..appu was rather gainin popularity as an adjective ..if d words like fool n idiot had tongue ;they might hav opposed big time as they cud hav feared of losin there position in dictionary .4 d simple reason dat appu was becomin synonymous 2 all those..
(jus jokin)
In d interval,nt 2 4get motivator Balu motivatin each of us 2 become rich n join his-way (or am-way).But d biggest irony is dat most people in chennai fell into Balu's motivation & i am sure even i would b with him if i was there, attendin meetings.....i am wonderin y am i nt mentionin abt d fight b/w manasa,santhi... with me,or was it a fight.. no i don think so ,, it so jus happened.Nw that everythin is patched up ...i want 2 say it one last time "WHO CARES MAN"..
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