To Be Or Not To Be(an idiot)...

Nwadays one of my friends has started callin me an 'idiot' evry now n then..This has made me think, am i an 'idiot' or is she tryin to convey anythin else... Whateva.. during my ilp days i watched a movie named idiocracy,it was abt our world,but with full of idiots.. wat an imagination rt.. Hav u guys ever imagined this,the world with full of idiots n stupidity as a major subject in schools..Then in dat world, i am sure Appu wud def be the star-king of idiots(Even nw ,he is.. lol)....

Is this what u call life ... guys come on i am nt gonna write somethin very philosphical abt life .. i am nt dat kindaa person who says lots of philosphy abt life n just do d opp when d time comes... Recently i read a blog, which happens to b written by one of my friends.There was philosophy in each line or was it the same idiocracy with lotaaa idiocies....Nw , all of u tell me, wats d relation bw philosophers n idiots.. All philosophers r nt idiots, bt all idiots r philosophers..
Come on jaggu, u r speakin philosophy nw.. lol

There are actually 2 laws of philosophy...
The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.
The Second Law of Philosophy:They're both wrong.
Have u guys noticed something, these so called philosophers hav somethin in common.They always relate life to somethin or d other.Why the f do they want to relate life to a river or an egg.. So one day i researched,y do these people bcom philosophers.The only ans i gt was that they are jobless( come on u, stop lookin n smiling at me.. i hav a job.. i am software engineer..he he)

Nwadays SRK,Aamir khan,Amithan Bachan are all writin blogs.. R they writin philosophies or idiocies.. Either case they r makin me feel insecure..
So after readin this , u guys must be havin that 'u r an idiot' expression in ur faces.Keep it cool, its jus tht most of us r idiotic philosophers....

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Push the panic button...

What t f.. Vote for note... that was my first reaction when i saw all the happenings in our parliament today .. I feel like sayin this, so here we go ..I think today is a black day on the history of parliament,independant india(if i say more, may be highly dramatic massacre of indian democracy)

R u confident?? yup,said our prime minister n he proved it ..whateva, bt wat bothers me is that same old nagging question. Wont india be a curruption free nation??India- Looking forward to the future , to attain n spread all the glory.But still this kindaa things happen which infact is the biggest barrier for our nations growth..

A big F for all guys outthere who try 2 pull eachothers legs in our law makin house...
Anyways it was all fun 2 watch n the media people made it a big galla event.. Nw u guys got somethin 2 discuss 4 d next 2 mnths..I hav always wndered y these news channels r repeatin d samethin again n again(bt thinkin frm there side,watelse can they do, they don hav good 'news' to telecast).So for a variety,they cook up nice stories with all there imagination n try 2 give it a movie feel...After all, its about infotainment nw...

i was qt impressed with the way Rahul Gandhi spoke today.I think he has a vision,he is more an Indian than a politician. He said " instead of waitin for the world to impact us,y cant we impact the world".....
Doesnt that require a thunderous applaud, here we go Rahul..

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College .. tht says it all

College...........







I don kno y i took this much time 2 write abt the most memorable or say happening days of my life..This is dedicated to all my classmates of EA07,MACE...

Oxford defines college as 'an educational establishment providin highr education or specialized prof training'.After readin this, like me all u guys will agree somethin ,those people who wrote this didn study in EA07 or atleast they didn get a chance to c the life we had in our college.. For us it was a place for fun,sorrow,small n some big fights-It was a lifestyle actually..

But gone r those days.. Gone r those days,when we all cud sit after the class hrs, chat n do all kinds of sense n nonsense things...Gone r those days,when we cud celebrate vishu,onam,deepavali,xmas,keraleeyam n what nt in our own typical style...Gone r those days,when we cud sit in frnt of the lab n see off all the gals to LH...Gone r those days ,when we cud sit in the canteen n demand sundarettan for more sipups n tea.. Gone r those days, when we cud sent more than a 30 sms in a minute(do u guys rem my famous manichitrathaz sms tone).. Gone r those days ,when we cud all shout at HOD 4 gettin tour sanctioned.....Gone r those days,wen we cud make the whole of kothamangalam dark by jus crossin 2 wires in our lab.....Oooh, nw i do get the real meaning of nostalgia..


Those days were soo amazing..I still rem the last day of college,wen all of us were cryin as if we all cud predict the future that, we all r neva eva gonna meet again..I was too optimistic then..Then wat happened to our 1st reunion,even i cudn make it there.. Take a few sec to think my dear frns, havn we lost ourselves,hweva we all can escape sayin onethin- 'very busy da..,thats y..'.Its true that we all hav moved into a new phase of life .Thanks to God for those gr8 memories,wen we rem those days in a rainy day like this we r all able to relive those days ...

It was in those days that i saw max no. of movies...Mammooka n lalettan fans fight after each release is still strikin my heart,if nt my ears....Somedays people like me noble,aliyan,koya .. had gone 4 the mornin show n came back after watchin all the 3 shows ..... N our tours & minitours,those were awsome ..Enthusiasm that we all had gettin ready 4 a tour n the whole exhausted comeback .....It was durin this period that i realised n cherished the real value of friendship.I am sure each one of u will be feelin the same ..Every new day was a celebration, while aju was busy plannin next days' pgm,aliyan was busy doin wat he loves,doin nothin...The Mbaaaae ,pimpoooji,palam sounds in the canteen.The laddu distribution we had fo absolute no reasons .N all of us tappin our feet for anuraj's music.. Speakin abt anuraj's music, it has undergone a drastic change... N i am happy that this transition happned in front of ma eyes..Those days he used to sing kozhinju , but nw he sings tere bin tere bin ...What might b the reason?? may b hindi gals don understnd malayalam or may b malayalam is nt his kindaa music... But one thing is the same now & then,after he sings all of us stand n applaud....


Its gettin late n the rain has stopped . I am gonna sleep,but deep within i hav this feeling' If those days r back again,nt 4 anythin else, jus to laugh,cry n LIVE'..........

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Faggers Stop..

Faggers Stop..

So its high time that i write something abt cigarrettes ,,.,. Muthu was irritatin me a lot 2 do this.... even i thot cigarrette needs to get some space,after all its the closest thing to our lips,rt...

i don kno what attracted me towards smoking..may be the style, may be the feel or may be i jus wanted 2 try.
2 weeks back ,we celebrated 'anti smoking' day in our office & there were lots of competitions on dat day like posters ,slogans etc.....Guess who gt the 1st prize for it..yeeeaaa Me.. I wanted a zippo lighter as the gift,bt i gt something else.. Anyways that was fun... Everyone who knew i smoke was laughing there heart out when i collected the prize..

Somedays back one of my friends asked me'' jaggu y do u smoke'', i said' I read somewhere that passive smoking is more injurious to health, so i started active smoking'..I have always wondered, what made me n muthu this close- may be its d fag we hold...So its highly imp 2 write somethin abt my friend muthu,when i write abt cigrette.. To start with, he likes smoking,durin our ilp days i rem we sittin in the corridor of Exec hostel with cig in one hand & eyes on something else...I was curious 2 kno y he smoked,he replied..'' whenever i feel like paying tax to the govt, i smoke"... Unbelievable ans ,isnt it...

But whatever may be the reasons,all smokers will agree to one pt..When we think of the poor families of all the people working in cigarette factories,hw can we quit smoking.They all will become jobless which may result in lottaa bad things, u c...So isnt smoking a kind of charity,yes it is..


So all of u out there,be part of a gr8 charity initiative, start lighting up ur fags..Its nw or never..he he..lol..




"If Prometheus had stolen fire from heaven in order to light his cigarette, they would have let him do it." -
Ned Rival

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MUMBAI meri jaan....

Seems like a movie name rt ..'Mumbai meri jaan'...Nw no prizes for guessing what i am gonna write this time around..Yes u r all rt ,its about Mumbai . I don kno hw this happened, bt in the last 5 mnths there has been some kindaa affinity developin between me n Mumbai ,,,,,
wait a sec, i am nt gonna write a borin travelogue, relax guys...


'What d heck!!!!' I am sure this is the feelin some of u will b havin nw .' Hw can someone change his opinion like this'..Very true.. Bt infact, i don really kno why i hated mumbai in the first 2 mnths of mumbai life ...May be bcos the anger or dismay (of nt gettin a transfer to chennai was eatin ma head, n this inturn caused me feel that way.. Nw that attempt 4 transfer is all done n i am qte happy with my life.....I started lookin at Mumbai, may be into mumbai .... N i cud find that i am gettin d same rare feeling ,while walkin thru d streets of mumbai, which i had after havin 5 - 6 shots of vodka. If u kno what i mean.. if nt .. its Extreme happiness
+ smethin else ,which i don know hw 2 describe....

Oh shit!! let me come 2 d topic... I don kno hw many people amng us r lucky enough to get Balu's weekly newsletter nwadays .I am fortunate enuf to get it anyway( come on guys ,,, i mean it ..lol ... i reaaaallly mean it .. he he). In that , balu had written abt many things... one of them was abt makin decisions .. Nw whats wrong with this guy,jaggu he is linkin 2 very different thingss....yeaa thts rt ,,,, I said this bcos, i made a very big decision .. nw whats dat decision , u will come 2 kno abt it ...

Mumbai, i prefer 2 call it as city of dreams or may be city of love or city of vision.. Bt these all are js nt the rt oneliner 4 Mumbai..Mumbai is the city of babes .. Yes i mean it ,,mumbai gals r awsome .. their attitude rocks ..reallyyy is it,if u ask me ... i don kno .. bt they r a treat to watch .. n nw Nithin kd wont deny this fact as he is a guy with lots of sneha-m nwadays......Everyothr day Prejoy used to go for joggin(nithin n me wanted to go ..bt after a single day of joggin ,i found out somethin, u cant do 2 things at d sametime-sleeping n running... so i chose to sleep..)N y was prejoy goin 4 joggin everyday at 6..simple 2 check the gals who came for joggin in d mornin ...N just nt becos he is as 'health concient' as Appu.. Nw this is an unknown fact -- like some people have fascination for cars,others bikes ,some others babes, for me babes n food, appu has this strange fascination for medicines.. Every mornin wen all of us check out the ads in the newspaper to find outt the so 'upto 50% off' in all clothes , appu quickly grabs d paper n check for such offers 4 antibiotics n starts complainin sayin 'dose people doesnt market antibiotics properly' etc etc... lol ,..... Its heard that appu is gonna write his autobiography soon with the title 'My experiments with antibiotics'.... What crap ..is it....

Till d day i landed in mumbai i never knew radio was this much popular ..Bt nw i kno d imp of radio , if nt atleast in mumbai.....The headset has becom an inevitable part for an avg mumbaikar...N those RJs keep on sayin some 'big piece of shit' . R they radio jockeys or radio jockers.. Actually i shldnt generalise, there r good RJs n stations as well.... Wen i put d headset in my ears nw, i can hear' Jab jeeturaj bolte hai, aapka mumbai suntae hai' ... what is thaaaaattt nw .. whatever ,wat d f , who cares maaan...
N there r lots of wonderful historical monuments also in Mumbai like Gateway of India,elephanta caves,bandra fort,Jasjeet... he he ..I don kno hw many of u kno jasjeet, he is an unbelievable character ,believe me ,lots offf funnnnn...N didn i tell u abt ma office ,,itss sssoo coool,i am surely gonna post smethin abt office soon...
N if u ask me one thin i hate abt Mumbai..Yes its the traffic...its so irritatin n time consumin..

Lottsss more 2 write abt Mumbai ,may b in d future . Bt before i conclude , i wud like 2 relate Mumbai with a young lady..

'She is half
discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful'.....

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